Me: Do you think your brother will be an actor?
Mia: No, I’m still going with Large Animal Vet.

Max: Please don’t patch the hole in the fence. It’s great for communicating with the neighbors.

Me: Milani why are you wriggling?
Milan: I’m trying to get uncomfortable.

Me: Milan, what do you think you’ll be when you grow up?
Milan: A waitress.

Share with me! What hilarious things did your kids say this week?