Please let today be witness that I coined the phrase “nano influencer”. I believe we have it on tape. I think I also said “granular influencer” but we all know that doesn’t really make sense.
Next, on brands being a slow build and not an overnight success: “you build it page by page until finally you have Moby Dick”. I hope Herman Melville doesn’t sue me.
And finally, in no particular order:
- Vegas is filthy (shocker)
- Why do adults cough into their hands but kids don’t?
- Please message me if you’ve ever won in the penny slots
- I’d like my $20 back please